Cock shovel

Don't I just look amazing today? My skirt is so pretty, my waist so snatched and my hair so high! I'm not dressed up for you though obviously, I decided that tonight I'm going to bring someone home with me, someone to make my bed springs squeak! Don't worry though, I'm going to let you have a present, a special treat for you my disgusting little creature, a sticky treat... But I'm not going to let you under my skirts of course, I'm going to have my "friend" cum directly into the deep c curve of one of my long fingernails, and then I am going to enjoy watching you lap it up!