SPH tights encouragement

I don't know if you remember, but during the new employee get together, you told me that you like tights. Oh, you do remember. I'm surprised because you were so under the spirits! Well, anyway, I went shopping and bought this skirt and a few pairs of tights, including the ones I'm wearing. You like them, don't you? Well, you don't have to stare! That's a bit rude, isn't it, and inappropriate in the workplace? Are you still staring at my legs? You've put me in quite an uncomfortable position. I don't know how to handle u. Maybe u deserve a little bit of your own medicine. Perhaps I should make u feel a little bit uncomfortable. You just can't take your eyes off me crossing and uncrossing my legs, waiting to see what I do next. What's that? Are u wanking? Oh, my goodness! It would appear that teasing you was too much. Just look at you, rubbing yourself. Wait, I need my glasses for this. You've got a little willy! A tiny willy! How embarrassing. All u need is a finger and a thumb to wank.